escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
The thing I hated the most about The amazing spider-man is that it wasn’t good enough to shut up the Tobey Maguire fans
youarethebracestomynerd: that moment when your headphones finally break
thickbrowsensei: misskenzierain: thickbrowsensei: Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra you misspelled season three of sherlock you misspelled my foot in your ass
gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
liamdryden: notviolet: necrolust: Please do not touch the model… This is the coolest thing!! do it!! this is so cool!!!!!!!!!! I’ve done this like three times now
throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.