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There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

that was beautiful

Jesus Chrysler was betrayed by Judas IsCARiot for 30 gallons of gas.

powderedtoooastman:

fearmyname:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

that was beautiful

Jesus Chrysler was betrayed by Judas IsCARiot for 30 gallons of gas.

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